I HATE COMPUTERS!

My evil laptop has died one again. This time however, it is because the windows service pack 5 had not installed itself correctly, and this has managed to slow my laptop's startup time to 30 minutes. Just when it was working again too! When it does eventually startup it says "The netlogon service could not sign you in". The apparent solution to this is to restart multiple times. I think a months worth of restarting is enough, don't you?